About Us

total chaos

leaving a trail of flotsam

The Carcinogens tend to leave a wake of shattered venues and substantial hearing loss. Hearing protection recommended!

NOTE: Our drum kit does not look quite as impressive as this. If it did, we would spend all our time touching it and get nothing done. Like our CD. Which you should buy.

looking at guitar porn

when we should be working on our cd

What is the point of this stock image? We don’t know, but we can see the “DAW” is running Windows, which really sucks for music recording.

  • Point is, Windows really sucks!
  • Buy our CD!

 

Fanatical Followers

Who are these people?

Does this picture of a crowd make you want to buy our CD? Good.